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Joke of the Day
"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."
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"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him tonight. I've covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait."
"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."
"A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, ""Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."" The first blonde replies, ""Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."""
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."
"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"
"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""
"There once was a plumber named Leigh Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said, ""stop your plumbing,"" ""I hear someone coming!"" Said the plumber, still plumbing ""...it's me."""