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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."
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"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."
"[Post fight interview w/ boxer Joey ""poor choice of words"" Stevens] Joey: ""I just couldn't get that guy to go down on me."""
"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."
"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"
"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."
"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."
"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."