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Joke of the Day

"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."

"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""

"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"

"""Haven't had to use my brakes in a few minutes. Better make sure they still work real quick."" -- everyone in front of you on the highway."

"My friend asked me if i want some Sodium Bromate. But I said : ""NaBrO"""

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."