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Joke of the Day

"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."

"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."

"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."

"Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly."

"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."