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Joke of the Day

"It would be terrible to be blind and get cancer. You would never see it coming."

"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"

"I heard jesus was a pretty gay guy cause he got nailed by soldiers"

"When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!"

"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"

"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""

"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""

"My phone got arrested today... It was charged with battery."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"

"You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? Because they /r/funny"