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Joke of the Day

"You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? Because they /r/funny"

"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have? Both just got hacked"

"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."

"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."

"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"