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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? Booze (Kill me now)"
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"Elevator A man walks into an elevator occupied by a woman. He asks, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She says, ""Certainly not!"" He says, ""Hmmm, must be your pussy then."""
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"
"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"
"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."
"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt."