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Joke of the Day

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"

"Medical science still doesn't have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it's coming quickly."

"How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton."

"Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was *rear ended* this morning. Now I understand why he Walks This Way."

"Man l: ""I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"" Man 2: ""Don't you mean a VCR?"" Man 1: ""No a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"""