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Joke of the Day

"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen."

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."

"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"

"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow. You know what that means right? SIX MORE WEEKS OF RECESSION!"

"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."