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Joke of the Day
"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."
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"All right stop, coagulate and thicken"
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"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
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