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Joke of the Day
"What is going to replace ObamaCare? Don.T.Care"
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"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"
"It sucks not being miserable enough to bust out a good tweet."
"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."
"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."