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Joke of the Day
"What is going to replace ObamaCare? Don.T.Care"
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"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."
"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."
"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together... Honey I Fucked The Kids"
"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving... It scares the hell out of their dogs."