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Joke of the Day
"If kittens tasted like pizza I would totally be a cat person."
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"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."
"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."
"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"
"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"
"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
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"BNAG That's bang out of order!"