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Joke of the Day
"What is the frequency of a broken tailbone? My butt Hz."
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"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"
"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."
"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"
"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."
"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""
"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"