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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"

"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"

"Grenade in a french bathroom What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown Apart"

"The Flat Earth Society No further comments needed."

"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"Judging by the number of hats on the hanger... ...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider."

"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"

"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? THAT'S THE JOKE."

"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."