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Joke of the Day
"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."
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"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"
"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"
"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""
"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."
"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"
"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."
"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."
"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""