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Joke of the Day

"You can't put a price on slippery lemons."

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."

"The NHL's ability to punish players."

"Every 5 seconds, somewhere on this planet a woman gives birth to a child. I think! We must find this woman and stop her."

"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"

"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."