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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."

"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."

"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."

"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"

"(My romance novel) ""You have a pretty face,"" he said. ""Thank you,"" she said, lifting up her bangs. ""I've got even more face under here."""

"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts."

"I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets' We've already been called the best cover band of all time"

"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"

"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."

"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"