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Joke of the Day

"[at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass"

"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."

"Chemistry Joke: What is ""Me""+""U""... A rare gathering."

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"

"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."

"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"