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Joke of the Day

"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."

"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""

"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."