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Joke of the Day
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
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"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."
"What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU."
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."
"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"
"women rights"
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."
"I'm going back to my surgeon to get my dressing changed tomorrow. Or, to put it another way... I'm seeking redress from the man who cut me."