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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been but what is it now?"
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"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""
"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"
"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"
"I saw a Muslim guy do a double backflip off his friend's shoulders today. It was sikh"