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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."
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"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."
"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"
"Sausages... They're the wurst."
"John! Do you see that guy over there?? John : Yeah? Peter : He is gay John : oh....really ?? How do you know that??? Peter : His dick tastes like poop"
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"