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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."

"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."

"My girlfriend said to me... ""If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."" Turns out she meant together."

"""No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you."" - soulmates"

"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."

"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."