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Joke of the Day

"Linda from the office calls it a shawl but I know a shitty cape when I see one."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."

"what has nine legs, four feet and orange? Nothing, fuck off"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."

"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"

"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."

"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile? Alien vs Predator"