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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in an empty nose? Fingerprints."
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"I have to make a best man's speech at my brother's wedding next month. I need a few jokes to liven up my speech. Any ideas?"
"The human race won't go extinct when our blood turns into high fructose corn syrup Our demise will come when hummingbirds figure it out"
"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"
"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"
"Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D"
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."