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Joke of the Day
"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."
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"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"
"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."
"A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going."
"How to get free skydiving lessons. Step 1: Be gay in a Muslim country."
"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"
"What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer? Don't worry, be hoppy :)"
"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."