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"Womens rights"
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"Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started."
"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"
"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."
"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach."
"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."
"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""