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Joke of the Day
"if I ever go missing, it won't be hiking. you guys don't even have to look there."
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"Dogs do their social networking on Assbook, via the World Wide Whiff."
"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
"Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job."
"chemistry a male and female atom are in a bar. the male goes to the female and makes a terrible pickup line for her. somehow it worked and it didn't take long for the chemistry to start."
"A man with Alzheimer's starts telling a joke. where am I?"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 14 years"
"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"