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Joke of the Day

"IF It's a Hot Girl On Fb In India.. Damn It's A man IF a young Beautiful girl from India sent you a friend Request in Facebook please reject ""HIM"""

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."

"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"

"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."""

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"""

"The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers. Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin"