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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic."

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Marvel is making a ""Winter Soldier"" standalone film and I get to play his roly poly sidekick. They call me...the ""Summer Sausage"""

"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"

"Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... ""Guess I'll have to spread my legs now"", says the wife. ""Why? Don't you have a vase?"" the husband replies."

"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."

"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"

"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"