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Joke of the Day
"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"
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"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."
"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."
"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."
"Nothing, I'm just tired. -every woman, 3 days before they tell you what's wrong"
"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test... I can't remember the results."
"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."
"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."
"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."