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Joke of the Day

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"

"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."

"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail? Because of sanitation reasons."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"

"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""