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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say to his hot assistant? ""There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."""

"I've been exaggerating... ...since 1744."

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"

"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""

"Heard someone died from eating a meal that wasn't Instagrammed."

"Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ? Because he likes it *ruffed up* !"

"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."

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"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"