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Joke of the Day

"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"

"Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: ""Would you like to hol-"" Leo: ""Say it like we rehearsed it."" Doctor: *sighs* ""And the Oscar goes to..."""

"Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic."

"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."

"Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, ""will you have your usual tonight?"" Rene replies ""I think not"" and he disappears."

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"

"What were Chuck Noris's last words? BRB"

"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"

"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."