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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"

"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."

"*beats a guitar hero song on expert mode* *changes Twitter bio to ""musician/songwriter""*"

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."

"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."

"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"

"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."