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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."

"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."

"What did the car-painter say to the carpenter? ""You sound just like me!"""

"Does any one need work. Working with tulips? Putting your tulips on these nuts."

"My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian She always comes second."

"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."

"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."

"Guess what? Chicken Butt"

"I never warn my wife before I pull the anal beads out.. I like starting the mower on the first tug."