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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"

"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."

"All is fair in drunk and war."

"Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and scream."

"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."

"Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss."

"Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now? OMg !!!"

"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"