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Joke of the Day

"I saw a guy at the beach yelling ' Help! Shark! Help!' I just laughed at him... I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"

"Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left"

"He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed."

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult."

"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"

"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"

"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."