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Joke of the Day

"I saw a guy at the beach yelling ' Help! Shark! Help!' I just laughed at him... I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?"

"I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits."

"A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"

"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."

"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."

"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."

"A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere"

"Parents spend the first 3 years of their child's life teaching it to walk and talk.. They then spend the next 10 years teaching it to sit down and shut up."