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Joke of the Day

"Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue ""it's what your mother calls me"". The little boy yells ""it's a fucking dick, DONT EAT IT!!"""

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"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."
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"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"
"I've been married to my wife for 27 years but it feels like 27 minutes. ...under water"
"Facial scrubs with bits of fruit in them are a pretty big ""fuck you!"" to third world countries."
"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."
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"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."
"Annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there's always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time"