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Joke of the Day

"Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"

"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"

"Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."

"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."

"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"

"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""