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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."

"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."

"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"

"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"

"I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed."

"How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? **None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*"

"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."