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Joke of the Day
"Pussy I know some of you don't get it."
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"""why aren't you in school?"" ""i'm too cool for school, officer."" *checks cop computer* ""checks out, youre free to go."" kid is undercover nerd"
"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?"
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into? Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll"
"Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh."
"Here's a good joke... SWAG"
"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"