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Joke of the Day
"""Is this a card?"" -the vague street magician"
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"9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind"
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."
"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."
"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"
"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."
"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."
"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."