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Joke of the Day

"FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ? One is big loud and smelly the other is a mythological creature ?"

"Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells ""Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"""

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."

"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Wife: Can you fix this, the holes too big for the thingy majingy? Me: Hey I know how it feels! Hahaha! *And then I regained consciousness"

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"Figurative digits When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor."