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Joke of the Day
"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"
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"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."
"I was writing an essay when Keanu Reeves busted in and told me that there's a bomb on my computer and if my typing speed fell below 50 wpm, the whole laptop would explode."
"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"
"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"
"What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies."
"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."
"Did you hear about the Lawyer defending the public masturbater?.... He got him off."
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."