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Joke of the Day

"Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom."

"YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"Whats up? My dick."

"People think having crabs is a bad thing. Still, at least something's sucking my cock."

"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""

"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"

"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."

"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."