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Joke of the Day

"If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity."

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers."

"How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out."

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."

"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"

"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"