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Joke of the Day

"Kids used to call me ""four eyes"" in school. I'm not sure if it was because of my nerd glasses or because I spelled my name Loriiii."

"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"

"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."

"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."

"There is only one house song. It's 38,000 minutes long."

"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."

"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."

"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."

"Where's the best place to go if you want a little head? The 2016 Olympics."