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Joke of the Day

"Kids used to call me ""four eyes"" in school. I'm not sure if it was because of my nerd glasses or because I spelled my name Loriiii."

"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."

"Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking"

"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."

"I think I have procrastination disease. I'll go to the doctor later."

"I was all cozy up in Mississippi and then all hell broke loose because... Mr. Issippi came home early."

"A zombie walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""Get a life."""

"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"

"The stock market monitors Chuck Norris."

"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."