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Joke of the Day

"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into a microwave until it's bill withers."

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old"

"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? because i'm not going to pay you"

"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."

"i bet you spend all your money pizza and hookers. Pssh Dad, i dont spend money on pizza thats ridiculous."

"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."