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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't remember the name of a Skrillex song, so I tried to sing it for my friend, ended up puking and he guessed it."

"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"

"Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind."

"Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :("

"I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism"

"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."

"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."